Is Your House Full of Dirt and Grime? Laudry Piled Up To The Ceiling?
Are You Looking For That Extra Special Touch?
Try Super Max Cleaning Agency!
Super Max provides for all your cleaning needs:
Super Max dusts, mops, and gets down on his hands and knees to make sure your floor is clean enough to eat off of - and if he finds some crumbs or scraps, he'll give you a free demonstration!
Super Max will find every item on your shopping list and put it neatly away in your home. For an added fee, Super Max can prepare nourishing and delicious meals for your family.
Super Max supervises the entire laundry process to ensure quality cleanliness and prevent wrinkling.
*At this time, Super Max sub-contracts all vacuuming to his colleague, "Little Billy Picks Up Yo' Trash". Super Max offers a full satisfaction guarantee for all services. Payment is requested in the form of cheerios at the time service is rendered.*
2 comments:
Send that cute little cleaning machine over here!
hee hee! Hilarious! Glad to know he is farming out the vacuuming to someone who really loves his work!
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