BABIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
Due to recent attacks by General Frank and his follower Bean, I realized that immediate action must be taken to oust these creatures once and for all! I have traveled the land meeting many of my fellow babies. It is obvious that an alliance of the Princes of Babydom must be formed in order to exorcise this threat to our supremacy. The eternal struggle of Baby versus Pets must be permanently settled!
Only I can provide the uniting force. Only I can overthrow the existing social conditions. Only I can bring the infidels meowing to their bellies. Only I can truly be the King. My whole life has been spent in preparation of this moment. I have the intellect, the skills, and the desire to lead you on to victory. Go forth and proclaim me King of the Babies!
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