Friday, August 27, 2010

Human Anatomy 101


Max: "Where's Mommy?"
Daddy: "She's in the shower."
Max: "She get her hair wet?"
Daddy: "Yes, she's washing her hair."
Max: "She washing her body?"
Daddy: "Yes."
Max: "She wash her penis?"
Daddy: "Mommy doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Girls don't have penises."
Max: "Do you?"
Daddy: " Yes."
Max: "I touch it?"


1 comment:

Laura Simms said...

What was Jason's response? You may have left out the best line of the dialogue!