The F Word

Scene: Max's class is studying the letter "F".

Max (with great excitement): "Guess what F-word Jeremiah said today?"

Mommy and Daddy exchange worried glances. Is this it? The moment in which our child is introduced to foul language by a peer?

Mommy: "What was it?"

Max: "FRANK! He said Frank! Can you believe it? Just like our Frank. What a great F-word."

Let's hope "Frank" is always his favorite F-word.