The Mis-Adventures of Frank and Bean, Part 2
At last, my master plan has reached fruition. They have taken the hairless creature from my home! I can once again roam free and have sole ownership of the bed. I cringed inwardly every time they allowed the thing to sit on my bed or take up space upon their laps. Those are my laps! I knew change was coming when the humans began packing their bags. I instructed Bean to watch closely for signs that they would be taking that thing with them. And they did! No more baby, no more crying, no more competition! No one can stop Frank!
Bean, get me a bowl of toilet water...it's time to celebrate!
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